i’m not sure where this notion comes from—movies, i guess? the wackness had some part in it, i’m sure—but sometimes when i’m waiting at a bus stop, or standing in line, i feel as though i should be able to strike up a conversation with anybody just by saying “fuckin’ giuliani, eh?”
i’ve figured out that to be able to get any substantial book-reading done i have to take a book to a place where i know i will become bored and not bring anything else that i could entertain myself with—not even a cellphone. this is really not good and i feel like part of the ominous findings reported in a newspaper article about a study done regarding the effects of the digital era on youth literacy. somewhere a family is reading about me over breakfast and the father is shaking his head, then turning sternly to his son and saying: “you don’t want to turn out like that, do you? that’s what happens when you’re on that computer 24/7!”
i could listen for a very long time to an ambient album of the hum of the ice cream freezer at sobey’s.
i feel like hating the kardashians is ostentatiously cantankerous and therefore worse than caring about the kardashians.
they keep playing ads for that’s my boy on tv. in light of that and jack&jill, i’m starting to think adam sandler is trying to become george simmons.
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