August 2011
144 posts
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RE: an idea for a scene from a potential slasher...
it is nighttime. a beautiful girl is skinny-dipping in a secluded lake. suddenly, she hears rustling in the bushes. she glances over - we see a flash of purple darting off into the shadows. the girl slowly looks around, suddenly uncomfortably alert. JUMP MOMENT: she turns around, Prince is standing right behind her! he pushes her down under the water, for a few moments there’s splashing and...
RE: friday the 13th pt. 2
- i see a potential spin-off: alice is the slasher and she kills people by boring them to death…a young couple sneak off for a quickie, blissfully unaware that alice is waiting for them with like 5 minutes of replays from the last movie!
- “what the heck is that?” well ted, i think it’s pretty obviously a FUCKING TREE
- first he’s crippled, then he gets totally...
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RE: for someone who can't stand them tv dinners
you sure eat enough of them motherfuckers.
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RE: the opening of "let's go crazy"
one of the - hell, maybe even the - best spoken word openings to a song ever. everything about it; the woozy keyboards, the effects on prince’s voice, the rambly pseudospiritual-but-just-right tone. he sounds like an alien preacher, like he absorbed the bible of p-funk but was too weird even for that so he mutated into this.
and then it kicks into the party jam of all hellas.
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RE: insulting morrissey using only louder than...
hey, did you ever hear that song morrissey wrote from his mother’s p.o.v.? yeah, it’s called “heaven knows i’m a miserable cow”!
“unloveable” - ha! that must be one of the autobiographical ones!
well, they say write what you know - and i bet morrissey knows a lot of “girl[s] afraid” of him!
“these things take time”/”is it...
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RE: awful pun w/summary for awful imaginary film,...
coltergeist - a family is terrorized by a ghost who is drunk off malt liquor
RE: yoshi
>yoshi
>not a turtle
RE: crocodiles
they are terrifying.
i mean, did you hear what they did to poor fucking richard root? wiki that shit. that’s some jaws shit right there.
these river dinosaur motherfuckers are gonna be running my nightmares for years.
google images “black caiman” - just see if you wanna go anywhere near the amazon basin fucking ever. it’s got a grin like fucking bowser, and i’m...
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RE: primeval
primeval is a movie about a giant man-eating crocodile. it’s not very good at that either, actually, but that’s the least of its problems.
primeval is ambitious. it’s not interested in being your average mindless popcorn junk giant man-eating crocodile movie, it’s a thought-provoking, political giant man-eating crocodile movie. read: it’s one of those...
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RE: wes anderson
i cannot fucking stand wes anderson. his films reek to me of smugly cutesy forced quirk. okay, small concession: there were parts of life aquatic that i liked. okay, one more: he’s good with soundtracks. other than that? fuck ‘im. rushmore i resisted turning off only so i could be sure that i disliked all the way. royal tenenbaums holds the special place of being the only film...
