another soon-to-be no. 1 smash hit
i can only eat it it like a couple times a year…even like a single toonie tuesday meal, i almost feel sick when i’m done but goddamn, when y’r eating it it is so fucking good
RE: this tumblr?
i did it for the nookie. i did it all for the nookie.
RE: the word "lagoon"
it’s always sounded very refreshing to me; moreso than “lake” or whatever, even though i really can’t name a single distinction between the two i associate it in my mind with sunny weather and water of a perfectly welcoming blue - clear such that you can see many-colored fish swimming around it it happily
RE: master of reality
it’s so fucking badass and heavy and shit but have you ever listened to the lyrics? they’re christ-y as fuck
too gnarly to live, too righteous to die
RE: the gnarliest hobo
the dog that SHREDZ
RE: class of 3000
i just found out this exists i need to see it i wish i had had three stacks as a teacher
RE: "the list of dorms"
is beautiful and cathartic
RE: calling it now
strange mercy is prob’ly gonna be my album of the year
RE: an opinion re:michael jackson
the next great american pop tragedy after elvis.
what is that robot planning on doing with that unconscious child do i even want to know (probably not)
RE: that said
back to hfx like next week hfx is p. cool
RE: things we have in cape breton
drug stores plenty of drug stores
RE: cape breton word bank
small, boring, shitty
zodiac-ballet: murkytimeistimeschool: zodiac-ballet: i’m so bored and i hate sleeping ITT: my life story You’re from Toronto, do I know you in real time? I am in fact not from Toronto but rather sadly from Cape Breton
RE: my dumbest joke ever candidate
“are jews allowed to listen to ham radio?”
RE: random phrase dump vol. 1
“i am the xxxsplosive son of dracula” “imagine yourself vs. a car” “the revolution will not be livestreamed”
zodiac-ballet: i’m so bored and i hate sleeping ITT: my life story
RE: don cab 2
ultimate coffee music
August 29: Feast day for the Beheading of St. John the Baptist– well shit, happy birthday me
RE: a handful of gentle ben jokes
gentle ben stiller - neurotic bear gentle uncle ben - inspirational tragedy bear gentle ben stein - rich bear chillin with shaq gentle ben reilly - cloned bear gentle ben folds - piano bear gentle ben kingsley - ghandi bear (alt take: don logan bear)
if y’r a pussy and can’t take the taste of hard liquor straight/at all but want to access its drunkening qualities, red drink yo. that shit will overpower anything. you could prob’ly mix it with like paint and you would still only taste red. not that i would ever do this. no sir, i’m a macho motherfucker. i drink vodka like milk.
RE: artificial flavors
is it weird that i find blatantly artificial flavors kinda endearing? (yes) (and it is double weird that i think about it enough to make that observation) another example: red flavor in drinks. you know, it’s usually called fruit punch but it doesn’t really taste like fruit; it just tastes like red. ‘round here we have a cheapo brand called scotsburn, you can get these 2l jugs...
RE: ketchup chips never taste anything like actual...
but i think that’s part of their charm
RE: the best pavement b-side
“no tan lines”
RE: stupid/repugnant things i have had serious...
if you had to fuck an animal what animal would you fuck if you could boast of having fucked any animal which animal would you have fucked
this may be a controversial statement but melty cheese is best/only way fuck curds #realtalk #ocanada
RE: john maus
i don’t really know anything about the guy besides that bizarre pretentious guest list, but i thought it was really great that amidst all of it he dropped a brotha lynch hung joke.
RE: no idea where this one came from
it’s really fucking funny to imagine gorilla grodd as having christopher walken’s voice.
RE: or for that matter
the slits circa their first peel session covering like any jesus lizard song
RE: something i would really love to hear
the jesus lizard circa liar covering the slits’ “vindictive”
RE: a glibly pretentious answer to the age-old "if...
“i wouldn’t be. i’d be a sorbet.”
The band is famous for J Mascis’ good guitar sounds and his powerful...– Simple English Wikipedia on Dinosaur Jr